Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Jan 19, 2017

We're All The Same!

We're all connected! Humans, animals, nature... we all share similarities wether we like it or not!

You just have to go outside and look the things animals do and you will realize we do the same stuff. Oh, you don't believe me? I will build my case now! 

Perverts. There's a lots of them everywhere! You can find them when you less expect and the most common one it's the "flasher". It looks this bird its a professional flasher, don't you think?

Hey baby! I wanna show you something good!

Conscience. That screaming voice inside your head yelling at you every time you do something bad making you feel miserable and ashamed. It seems this cats it's having one of those moments.

Oh crap! The human found what i did!

Young couples. Showing their affection everywhere without caring if other see them doing their "stuff". It's inevitable yelling at them: "get a room" and this ladybugs need a room right now.

For God's sake! Get a room!

Fear. We all had experienced fear in our lives. Specially when its a matter of life and death. You can feel the fear of this cow in her eyes.

Let me out of here!

Sleep. We all need to sleep and I bet I'm not the only one who had slept in a funny way without even noticing. Like this big snail.

Don't wake him up!

As you can see we all do the same things. Go outside and look at nature, you will have a good laugh!

                                Luzyi 😀

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Dec 28, 2016

Insomnia It's A Girl!

Oh sleep, where are you? I have trouble falling to sleep. Insomnia and I have been besties since... wow, I don't even remember. We're friends! It's impossible to not being friend with her (yeah, Insomnia it's a girl) we've been together for so much time, we hang out every night, she's always with me. You see? We're besties!

                                                       Guadalupe thinking about existence

At night Inso (I call her like that) and I have long deep conversations about philosophy, religion, art, science and life. We talk, we laugh, we watch asian movies, anime, korean dramas (I told you I was getting near to become a Korean dramaholic... also, I'm already a Chinese movieholic) we listen to music, we do everything together.

Inso it's a tough girl! It doesn't matter if I try to get rid of her with medicines, she never leaves me... that's how much she loves me, or hate me... who knows! Now that I think, she's always there for me. In happiness and sadness, in sickness and health, in poverty and wealth... wait a minute, am I married to Insomnia?! OMG! That will explain a lot!

I will have to talk very seriously with Inso tonight... I really want the divorce! While I have a very tough conversation with her, go and have a nice sleep! Go!

                                 Luzyi 😜

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Dec 23, 2016

If Life Gives You Lemons...

Life can be a pain in the... "behind" sometimes. We all know that, we all have experienced hardships in life. No matter your social status, your race, your educational background, if you're rich or poor... every single human being had experienced bad times.

There's a popular saying: "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade". People often joke about that saying and even make  their own version of it. Some people will add some alcohol to their lemons, some will make lemon pie. Me? I will make fun of it!

                                 Take that lemons!

I always laugh no matter the situation. I laugh when I want to cry, I laugh when I'm angry, I laugh when life throw some shit my way... I laugh! Not because I get a mental breakdown but because that's my way to say SCREW YOU LIFE, I LAUGH AT YOUR STUPID FACE!

My family and close friends always say I never take anything serious. I do! It's not like I never cry or throw some tantrums, but instead of being in bitch mode for a long time, I make fun of everything and keep moving on. By the way, you really don't want to get on my nerves! Let's say, I can be very scary... so, laughing it's better, right!?

Next time life gives you shit, laugh at it!
                          
                                    Luzyi 😁

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