We're All The Same!

We're all connected! Humans, animals, nature... we all share similarities wether we like it or not!

You just have to go outside and look the things animals do and you will realize we do the same stuff. Oh, you don't believe me? I will build my case now! 

Perverts. There's a lots of them everywhere! You can find them when you less expect and the most common one it's the "flasher". It looks this bird its a professional flasher, don't you think?

Hey baby! I wanna show you something good!

Conscience. That screaming voice inside your head yelling at you every time you do something bad making you feel miserable and ashamed. It seems this cats it's having one of those moments.

Oh crap! The human found what i did!

Young couples. Showing their affection everywhere without caring if other see them doing their "stuff". It's inevitable yelling at them: "get a room" and this ladybugs need a room right now.

For God's sake! Get a room!

Fear. We all had experienced fear in our lives. Specially when its a matter of life and death. You can feel the fear of this cow in her eyes.

Let me out of here!

Sleep. We all need to sleep and I bet I'm not the only one who had slept in a funny way without even noticing. Like this big snail.

Don't wake him up!

As you can see we all do the same things. Go outside and look at nature, you will have a good laugh!

                                Luzyi 😀

Special thanks to Mrs Doodles, Norman Darlington, Bruno Mestre, Milly and Rahmi Nuraeni for letting me use their pics! For more amazing pics you can go to AFC.

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Nose Waterfall

Runny nose time! Weather, sometimes our friend, sometimes our most hated enemy.

Living at the Caribbean my entire life, I always get the same temperatures (remember the last post about how I was "freezing to death"). Now that Mr. Weather changed to "freeze your butt off" my nose it's, eh... how I would put this? Messy, depressed and wet!

Allergies here, allergies there. Sneezing, bloating, runny nose... no wait, runny nose it's not accurate! Waterfall nose! Yeah, exactly that! My nose is a waterfall! Did you ever felt that instead of a nose you have a broken pipe in the middle of your face? Leaking and leaking like insane and you spent all day long blowing that broken pipe, using napkins like theres no mañana, filling your body with allergy meds and vitamin c and the fricking nose keeps throwing "water". You can easily fill up a bucket with it and I don't know, maybe go to your garden and water the plants with it cause there's gotta be some use to all that "water" and then you wonder where the hell all that crap came from? My lungs are not that big! Are you telling me I have a river inside my lungs? So I have the fountain of mucus inside? Did Juan Ponce De Leon ever cared to find that or he only wanted to find the fountain of youth?

The allergy pill to the rescue!

Maybe no body told my lungs we're in holidays, why the hell they keep producing so much "water"? Maybe I forgot to turn off my nose faucet and if that's the case, where am I supposed to find that thing? What about tampons? Will my nose stop throwing water if I stick tampons in it? You're laughing, right? Yeah, I bet you're laughing!

I have no idea when the weather will go back to normal or if my nose waterfall will run dry soon but meanwhile I find a good solution I will keep taking meds. Not a great helper but something It's something, right?

Stay warm my friends and If you ever find nose tampons please tell me!

                                  Luzyi👃

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Ha! Life!

In case you didn't notice, LIFE IS NOT FAIR! Yeah, it's true! Worst of all? It's fricking funny how life show you how bitchy she is! Oh, you don't believe me? Let me bild my case...

Let's talk about hair! My hair have own will.... translated into modern language means: my hair do whatever it wants. It doesn't follow orders, it's messy, arrogant and even savage. So you spent, I don't even know how much money, trying to make your hair look at least "decent" and then life show you a beautiful hairy flower while pointing at you, laughing and saying "In your face!"

This flower have better hair than me!

You go walking down the street and you see a dog with better hair than you, wearing an amazing designer shirt, drinking imported water and you think "Jesus Christ, that dog have better life than me!"

You go to your backyard, start watering your plants then you touched one leaf and you noticed it's softer than your skin. Yeah, that leaf it's softer than your skin... the skin you protect, clean and mosturize every day and then you go to your room, grab that expensive hand lotion and scream: "Why the hell you don't make my skin soft like that leaf?" Then you starting to think in bathing in gardening products to see if you can obtain a wonderful skin.

Beautiful and soft leaf

Hey, don't worry! I'm just kidding here! It's not like I'm gonna submerge myself in miracle grow or something! Now, seriously speaking... nature it's awesome! Yes, it can show you how unfair life is but maybe it's time to run wild and let the sun and rain take care of your appearance....

Who knows....

                                Luzyi 🍃

Special thanks to Mr. Norman Darlington for letting me use his stunning hairy flower pic. You can see more of his photos  at
http://www.artisticfreedomcrew.com/author/normandar/

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Insomnia It's A Girl!

Oh sleep, where are you? I have trouble falling to sleep. Insomnia and I have been besties since... wow, I don't even remember. We're friends! It's impossible to not being friend with her (yeah, Insomnia it's a girl) we've been together for so much time, we hang out every night, she's always with me. You see? We're besties!

                                                       Guadalupe thinking about existence

At night Inso (I call her like that) and I have long deep conversations about philosophy, religion, art, science and life. We talk, we laugh, we watch asian movies, anime, korean dramas (I told you I was getting near to become a Korean dramaholic... also, I'm already a Chinese movieholic) we listen to music, we do everything together.

Inso it's a tough girl! It doesn't matter if I try to get rid of her with medicines, she never leaves me... that's how much she loves me, or hate me... who knows! Now that I think, she's always there for me. In happiness and sadness, in sickness and health, in poverty and wealth... wait a minute, am I married to Insomnia?! OMG! That will explain a lot!

I will have to talk very seriously with Inso tonight... I really want the divorce! While I have a very tough conversation with her, go and have a nice sleep! Go!

                                 Luzyi 😜

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Baking Mad Scientist!

I love baking desserts! I love sugar, period! You already knew that... remember my chocoholic post? It's fun to make desserts, especially when you experiment with flavors like a mad scientist... and I'm a crazy baking mad scientist!

My family is always asking me to bake stuff and the number 1 request I always get is.... wait for it, wait for it... Flan!

                                  Baking vanilla flan

Warning: From now on, chances of me saying how awesome my flan is, are very high... Deal with it! (What a crappy attitude!)

Let's start the "my flan it's awesome" pride parade, shall we?

I had taste many flans in my life. I even dare to say hundreds of them but none of them are better than mine, NONE! It took me years of errors and experiments to get to my flawless recipe. Too many burned caramels, too many burns in my hands, too many crappy flans until I reach my delicious creamy dreamy flan.

                                   The final results

My brother in law always ask me for flan... actually instead of saying "Hi sis in law" he says "Where's the flan?"... yeah, not even a hello. That awesome my flan is!  We all have a secret recipe (and with this you just realize I will never going to reveal my secret recipe) that makes us proud. Some are good with cookies (I'm a disaster with cookies), others make wonderful cakes and I think we can all agree that it feels good to see how the thing we spent so much time and love, disappear in front of our eyes in a blink of an eye.

Ok, I bragged enough! Are you a baking mad scientist? I hope so!

                                     Luzyi 🍮

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If Life Gives You Lemons...

Life can be a pain in the... "behind" sometimes. We all know that, we all have experienced hardships in life. No matter your social status, your race, your educational background, if you're rich or poor... every single human being had experienced bad times.

There's a popular saying: "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade". People often joke about that saying and even make  their own version of it. Some people will add some alcohol to their lemons, some will make lemon pie. Me? I will make fun of it!

                                 Take that lemons!

I always laugh no matter the situation. I laugh when I want to cry, I laugh when I'm angry, I laugh when life throw some shit my way... I laugh! Not because I get a mental breakdown but because that's my way to say SCREW YOU LIFE, I LAUGH AT YOUR STUPID FACE!

My family and close friends always say I never take anything serious. I do! It's not like I never cry or throw some tantrums, but instead of being in bitch mode for a long time, I make fun of everything and keep moving on. By the way, you really don't want to get on my nerves! Let's say, I can be very scary... so, laughing it's better, right!?

Next time life gives you shit, laugh at it!

                          

                                    Luzyi 😁

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